The happiest I ever been was when I was a struggling actor. I've had big houses and small houses. I always had work available for most of my career. When I actually had to find jobs to make money, that's when I was happy.

I didn't understand 3-D in the fifties and I can't say I get it now either. I just don't see what the big deal is.

Happiness has a bad rap. People say it shouldn't be your goal in life. Oh, yes it should.

The bad guy always gets the best scene and the best lines in the film, and they usually get the most days off.

Power never turns power down, ever, unless institutionally demanded.

It is an obvious and blatant stupidity beyond my ability to articulate how dumb it is for us not to teach our children how to run the government.

I'm nothing if not honest.