I'm kind of a distractible guy.

She was an artist. She held opposites in her mind.

It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a tree falls in the forest, who cares but the monkeys?

Life's passed along to us empty. We have to make up the happiness part.

Tweet, tweet, you're alive, you ignorant asshole.

Paul Ryan's just a really, deeply evil little creature. But he's not little; he's actually quite tall, I'm sorry to see. I'm always sorry when really bad guys are tall.

You can't write ... on the strength of influence. You can only write a good story or a good novel by yourself.