You can't always go to the well and have things be funny.
Marry somebody you love and who thinks you being a writer's a good idea.
Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore.
Only sometimes you can't feel anything about a subject without hypothesizing its extinction.
With imagination, you can put something where nothing was.
Writing never came naturally and I still have to force my hand to do it.