If you can’t laugh together in bed, the chances are you are incompatible, anyway. I’d rather hear a girl laugh well than try to turn me on with long, silent, soulful, secret looks. If you can laugh with a woman, everything else falls into place.

The men were wild as ourang-outans, and the women fit only to flog cattle.

Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause. He noblest lives and noblest dies who makes and keeps his self-made laws.

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.

When doctors differ who decides amid the milliard-headed throng?

Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.

All so-called revealed religions consist mainly of three portions, a cosmogony more or less mythical, a history more or less falsified, and a moral code more or less pure.