When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection.

I'm paranoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rear view mirror.

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.

During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else.

For 45 years I've worked without an audience.