Well, I'm not a crook.
When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
The Italians . . . you can't find one who is honest.
If you want to make beautiful music, you must play the black and the white notes together.
Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.