Capitalism works better than it sounds, while socialism sounds better than it works.

The President wants me to argue that he is as powerful a monarch as Louis XIV, only four years at a time, and is not subject to the processes of any court in the land except the court of impeachment.

If you are ever going to lie, you go to jail for the lie rather than the crime. So believe me, don't ever lie.

Never be too proud to go onto your knees before God.

I never leave a game before the last pitch, because in baseball, as in life and especially politics, you never know what will happen.

Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.

We cannot learn from one another until we stop shouting at one another - until we speak quietly enough so that our words can be heard as well as our voices.