The communists have lost the cold war, but the west has not yet won it.

By the time you get dressed, drive out there, play 18 holes and come home, you've blown seven hours. There are better things you can do with your time.

When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.

The communists have lost the cold war, but the west has not yet won it.

In his heart everyone knows that the only people who get rich from the "get rich quick" books are those who write them.

I want a Goddamn strong statement on marijuana, I mean one that just tears the ass out of them. You know, its a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish.

Where the hell is Chad?