[Peter] Drucker says that modern government can do only two things well: wage war and inflate the currency. Its the aim of my administration to prove Mr Drucker wrong.

I was under medication when I made the decision to burn the tapes.

If I had feelings, I probably wouldn’t have even survived.

Television is to news as bumperstickers are to philosophy.

If you are ever going to lie, you go to jail for the lie rather than the crime. So believe me, don't ever lie.

The Italians . . . you can't find one who is honest.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I know a lot about baseball.