Honesty may not be the best policy, but it is worth trying once in a while.

This is the greatest week in the history of the world since the Creation, because as a result of what happened in this week, the world is bigger, infinitely.

Extremists on the left tend to be just as critical of pragmatism as extremists on the right.

Because of the realities of human nature, perfect peace is achieved in two places only: in the grave and at the typewriter.

They say, "Gee, you look great." That means they thought you looked like hell before.

I have impeached myself by resigning.

Look at the Justice Department, it's full of Jews...The lawyers in government are damn Jews.