The Jewish cabal is out to get me.

Clean air, clean water, open spaces - these should once again be the birthright of every American.

Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It's better to chase girls than boys.

An important measure of our true commitment to environmental quality is our dedication to protecting the wilderness and its inhabitants. We must recognize their ecological significance and preserve them as sources of inspiration and education. And we need them as places of quiet refuge and reflection.

Writing is the toughest thing I've ever done.

I would have made a good pope.

Always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty.