The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word "crisis." One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity.

My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!

I don't mind the homosexuality. I understand it. Nevertheless, goddamn, I don't think you glorify it on public television, homosexuality, even more than you glorify whores. We all know we have weaknesses. But, goddammit, what do you think that does to kids? You know what happened to the Greeks! Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was a homo. We all know that. So was Socrates.

If you take no risks, you will suffer no defeats. But if you take no risks, you win no victories.

Nobody is a friend of ours. Let's face it.

The ability to be cool, confident, and decisive in crisis is not an inherited characteristic but is the direct result of how well the individual has prepared himself for the battle.

Millions who endure poverty and bad government can now know what they are missing. To see how the other half lives all they have to do is switch on their television sets.