When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

I didn't do anything wrong and I promise to never do it again.

Tell them to send everything that can fly.

If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world?

Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It's better to chase girls than boys.

To the ordinary guy, all this is a bunch of gobbledygook. But out of the gobbledygook comes a very clear thing: you can't trust the government, you can't believe what they say, and you can't rely on their judgment.

Nobody is a friend of ours. Let's face it.