Your mind must always go, even while you're shaking hands and going through all the maneuvers. I developed the ability long ago to do one thing while thinking about another.

People should not have to pay for pollution they do not cause.

Nobody is a friend of ours. Let's face it.

I got into a few games after they were hopelessly won or hopelessly lost, you know, when they put the substitutes in, and finally the water boy, and then me. That is the way it worked.

I want a Goddamn strong statement on marijuana, I mean one that just tears the ass out of them. You know, its a funny thing, every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana is Jewish.

Let us understand: North Vietnam cannot defeat or humiliate the United States. Only Americans can do that.

Unless a president can protect the privacy of the advice he gets, he cannot get the advice he needs.