Tell them to send everything that can fly.

My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!

The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time - it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine.

We do not learn by inference and deduction and the application of mathematics to philosophy, but by direct intercourse and sympathy.

No event in American history is more misunderstood than the Vietnam War. It was misreported then, and it is misremembered now.

I seriously doubt if we will ever have another war. This is probably the very last one.

The one thing sure about politics is that what goes up comes down and what goes down often comes up.