The Jews are irreligious, atheistic, immoral bunch of bastards.

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

Nothing would please the Kremlin more than to have the people of this country choose a second rate president.

Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist.

In a flat choice between smoke and jobs, we're for jobs... But just keep me out of trouble on environmental issues.

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?

I'm not a lovable man.