I like the job I have, but if I had to live my life over again, I would like to have ended up a sports writer.

In ancient days, men looked at stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.

America will not tolerate being pushed around by anybody, anyplace.

Where the hell is Chad?

If I had feelings, I probably wouldn’t have even survived.

I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing.

But also out here in this dreary, difficult war, I think history will record that this may have been one of Americas finest hours, because we took a difficult task and we succeeded.