Where the hell is Chad?

As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few special words to the American people: Your steadfastness in supporting our insistence on peace with honor has made peace with honor possible.

Under the doctrine of separation of powers, the manner in which the president personally exercises his assigned executive powers is not subject to questioning by another branch of government.

The only way to achieve a practical, livable peace in a world of competing nations is to take the profit out of war.

I have impeached myself by resigning.

The great question of the seventies is, shall we surrender to our surroundings, or shall we make our peace with nature and begin to make reparations for the damage we have done to our air, to our land, and to our water?

Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people.