There is no such thing as a nonpolitical speech by a politician.

Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.

You don't know how to lie. If you can't lie, you'll never go anywhere.

Lyndon Johnson rose above the doubt and fear to hold this Nation on course until we rediscovered our faith in ourselves.

People should not have to pay for pollution they do not cause.

I'm not at liberty to discuss the governments knowledge of extraterrestrial UFO's at this time. I am still personally being briefed on the subject!

Millions who endure poverty and bad government can now know what they are missing. To see how the other half lives all they have to do is switch on their television sets.