There is no such thing as a nonpolitical speech by a politician.

Defeat doesn't finish a man, quit does.

I got into a few games after they were hopelessly won or hopelessly lost, you know, when they put the substitutes in, and finally the water boy, and then me. That is the way it worked.

Any culture which can put a man on the Moon is capable of gathering all the nations of the earth in peace, justice and concord.

Your mind must always go, even while you're shaking hands and going through all the maneuvers. I developed the ability long ago to do one thing while thinking about another.

But also out here in this dreary, difficult war, I think history will record that this may have been one of Americas finest hours, because we took a difficult task and we succeeded.

The Bohemian Grove, which I attend from time to time - it is the most faggy goddamned thing you could ever imagine.