The presidency has many problems, but boredom is the least of them.

My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!

Those who hate us only win if we hate them back

Rarely have so many people been so wrong about so much.

The only place you and I disagree is with regard to the bombing. You're so goddamned concerned about the civilians, and I (in contrast) don't give a damn. I don't care.". . . "I'd rather use the nuclear bomb. . . Does that bother you? I just want you to think big.

My strong point, if I have a strong point, is performance. I always do more than I say. I always produce more than I promise.

No words can describe the depths of my regret and pain at the anguish my mistakes over Watergate have caused the nation and the presidency - a nation I so deeply love and an institution I so greatly respect.