I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.
Listen, I don't know anything about polygraphs and I don't know how accurate they are, but I know they'll scare the hell out of people.
When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.
Well, I'm not a crook.
You want a wife who is intelligent, but not too intelligent.
Don't try to take on a new personality; it doesn't work.