I fell off stage and bruised some ribs. The worst part was that the audience didn't realize I was gone.

But once you have some success in one style, the business wants to lock you in that vein forever.

My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.

I saw your smile and my mind could not erase the beauty of your face.

I've never written a song that I thought was a hit.

I didn't want my last chapter to be the guy who sits at the piano and sings love songs.

One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb and ordered up a bunch of stinky cheese and put it under the mattress.