The first movie I appeared in was Carry On Cowboy, though not as an actor. I was just riding horses.

He who quotes himself has a fool for a source.

He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise. He had a pickup truck, and the devil's eyes. He stared at me and I felt a change. Time meant nothing, never would again.

So all the rest is O.K., but fame is a hollow ground, isn't it? It's an empty kind of thing.

Well, no. I was getting into trouble messing around with it for roles. So one night I went home, cut it down with a pair of scissors and then got in the bath and shaved it all off. I've never looked back.

Writers never get a very good deal in Hollywood.

I have done every job in the Theatre apart from wardrobe. I was out of work more times than I was in it.