You see, I get such fun out of thinking that I don't want to destroy this most pleasant machine that makes life such a big kick.

The other thing that gives a scientific man the creeps in the world today are the methods of choosing leaders - in every nation. Today, for example, in the United States, the two political parties have decided to employ public relations men, that is, advertising men, who are trained in the necessary methods of telling the truth or lying in order to develop a product.

Listen, I mean that from my knowledge of the world that I see around me, I think that it is much more likely that the reports of flying saucers are the results of the known irrational characteristics of terrestrial intelligence than of the unknown rational efforts of extra-terrestrial intelligence.

The highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion.

I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring.

As revealed by physics, the truth is so remarkable, so amazing!

No man is rich who is unsatisfied, but who wants nothing possess his heart's desire.