Because nobody but a reader ever became a writer.
Anyone who thinks small towns are friendlier than big cities lives in a big city.
Only the nonreader fears books.
Writing is communication, not self-expression. Nobody in this world wants to read your diary except your mother.
Humor is anger that was sent to finishing school.
Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.