Cats know, comin' out of four, they better be standin' on it, else they'll be standin' in it.

There is no doubt about precisely when folks began racing each other in automobiles. It was the day they built the second automobile.

I'd rather be called King than other things I've been called.

If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'

Now they're getting so politically correct you can't even stick your tongue out at somebody.

The good Lord doesn't tell you what His plan is, so all you can do is get up in the morning and see what happens next.

I closed my eyes, held my breath and then everything went black.