The magic gets lost in translation.

Equilibrium is enjoyably classy trash.

Christian Bale has a kind of genetically engineered handsomeness that's perfect for [John Preston]. He's also a better actor than he ever gets credit for being.

You're not allowed to give yourself a nickname. This holds true in life as well as in poker.

I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.