I don't think there's a shortage of material in the world. Or in my head. I just pray for continued good health, because I've got other stories to tell.

I'm not an easy man. I can be an entertaining one, though it's been my experience that most people don't want to be entertained. They want to be comforted.

... Baggott enjoys living on the knife edge between hilarity and heartbreak and that makes her a writer after my own heart.

I just have this feeling that if it weren't for the Gloversville Free Library that I probably would not be a writer.

In the end it all came down to companionship, to friendship, to sacrifice, to compromise.

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.

I don't think America has ever had a center the way London is the center of England or Dublin is the center of Ireland.