They stayed, many of them, because staying was easier and less scary than leaving.

He looks like he could be taken in a fight. Not by me, but by somebody. Not anyone in Humanities, probably.

America has always been a nation of small places, and as we lose them, we're losing part of ourselves.

...aware, as always, that the truth isn't much of substitute for a good answer.

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.

Sleep is over-rated. Have you ever noticed how it's always recommended to people anybody with half a brain can see need to wake up?

Whatever you're working on, take small bites. The task will not be overwhelming if you can reduce it to its smallest component.