The law of unintended consequences pushes us ceaselessly through the years, permitting no pause for perspective.

Any dramatic series the producers want us to take seriously as a representationof contemporary reality cannot be taken seriously as a representation ofanything - except a show to be ignored by anyone capable of sitting uprightin a chair and chewing gum simultaneously.

That common cold of the male psyche, fear of commitment.

He who does not like you will defame you in jest.

There is a limbo of the lost through which American males of a certain age and status almost inevitably must pass these days.

The law of unintended consequences pushes us ceaselessly through the years, permitting no pause for perspective.

A movie star is not an artist, he is an art object.