He did look like the Monopoly man, but it was smooth. I thought he was going to pull a monocle out. That would have been awesome. And did you see the pocket watch? That was incredible.

I don't want to be an island. I want to be more of a tourist attraction. You stop here, I take your money and you go.

A lot of people have been asking whether I would ever go into politics. I'm not sure I would.

If you want to judge me, I can handle it.

I was making sure everyone knew Crabtree was a mediocre receiver. And when you try the best corner in the game with a mediocre receiver, that's what happens. I appreciate that he knows that now.

Sometimes you have to be somebody you're not.

Well, then, do it then, boy.