Good God," I said. "This is the most stereotypical vampire food ever." "Only if it was raw. What do you think?" "It's good," I said reluctantly. Who knew that bacon would have made all the difference? "Really good. I think you have a promising future as a housewife while Lissa works and makes millions of dollars." "Funny, that's exactly my dream.

It was the most convulted, ridiculous piece of logic I'd heard in awhile... It was something I would have come up with.

Sydney might not be an expert in personal relationships but puzzles were familiar territory.

I realized I’m in love. It's always been right in front of me.

Since...since when?" I finally managed to ask. "Since...forever." His tone implied the answer was obvious.

This is very domestic of you," he said. "It's kinda hot, really. Giving me all sorts of fantasies about you in an apron vacuuming my house.

Nice blouse, Sage,” Adrian told me, deadpan. “It really brings out the khaki in your pants.