You make a joke out of everything. Life’s too painful not to.

You're a Dhampir," I breathed. "So are you." he teased. "Yeah, but I just thought—" "That I was human? Because of the bite marks?" "Yeah." I admitted, No point in lying. "We all have to survive," he said "And dhamphirs are good at figuring ways out to.

If I had learned anything in my life about love, it was that they were tenous things that could end at any moment. Caution was essential-but not at the cost of risking your life

Culinary science? You elected culinary science? That's the most brainless class ever. -Rose to Christian

I know how devastated you must be to miss me, but leave a message, and I'll try to ease your agony

(Men without ambition are boring) And that attitude, mistress, is why the females of your kind continue to struggle for equality. And why they continue to fail.

You two are a match made in heaven. Or somewhere.