When I saw you fall..." "You thought, 'Wow, she's a loser.

Where are the dogs?" I asked. "At training," he said. "I have a friend who's an expert dog trainer, and he's giving them some stealth lessons. He used to work for a local K-9 unit." I didn't think it was in the Chihuahua genetic code to ever be stealthy.

Sage.” He laughed. “I’m into anything, so long as you’re with me.

The question was which spell did I make? Which did I have time to make? The answer was eerily simple. I had time to make all of them.

Right. Because there’s no bigger sign of commitment than a Halloween dance

Oh God. She probably thinks we were off doing—you know—romantic type, um, things—

I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop.