Having your own, um, cave at eighteen is pretty cool.

The ghost of a smile flickered across his lips. ‘You’re always the voice of reason. Just try listening to yourself once in a while.

I'm getting better at avoiding this, but when something sets me off, I tend to punch first and then find out who I actually his later.

Escape plan #5: Open an alpaca ranch in Texas, one that requires all blond-haired, brown-eyed, brainy girls to wear sexy cowgirl outfits.

Hey show some respect. They’re real people with names. Carla and Krissy” He frowned. “Or was it Missy?

It's a fact that people are afraid of what they don't understand. And most are too lazy or ignorant to find out more.

Culinary science? You elected culinary science? That's the most brainless class ever. -Rose to Christian