You can live a lifetime in two years.

Oh, and I’m also happy to watch our darling little love child dragon while you’re in St. Louis.

Then, his struggles stopped. His eyes stared at me, stunned, and his lips parted, almost into a smile, albeit a grisly and pained one. "That’s what I was supposed to say..." he gasped out. Those were his last words.

A girl just asked for SAT scores good enough to get her into Yale. I think she was nine.

I thought Alchemists avoided alcohol the same way they do primary colors.

Sydney: I can do a lot of things, Adrian. And—at the risk of sounding egotistical —I mean, well, I can do a lot of pretty awesome things that most people can’t." Adrian: “Don’t I know it. You can change a tire in ten minutes while speaking Greek.” Sydney: “Five minutes.

You’re a terrible liar, Sage, but I’m still touched you’d attempt it for my sake. A for effort.