Well, I guess I can wait two weeks then." "for what?" "to ask her out

Mistress, I have never asked anything of you in my servitude. But now, I beg you this: do not make me keep passing these adolescent sentiments back and forth all night.

Adrian was easily distractible by wacky topics and shiny objects.

You’ll know her by a crown of stars and flowers, and then when you take her to your bed and claim her, you will swear your loyalty to me.

We had an endless supply of topics, both of us eager to put forth all we knew on anything and everything. Most of the meal was spent discussing the intricacies of the organic certification process. It was pretty awesome.

And I thought the whole point of my education was that violence IS the answer.

You will not! It's wrong." "What, kissing you, or kissing you in Pies and Stuff?