Because it’s our duty to God to protect the rest of humanity from evil creatures of the night.

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.

When Love And Jealousy Collide On The Slopes, Winter Break Turns Deadly

I looked at you... and saw your goodness, your hope, and your faith. Those are what make you beautiful. So, so beautiful. So it was't my hair?

I found the candles—atrocious air freshening ones that smelled like fake pine.

Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car?

I'd do a lot of things to protect you.