Sex had been amazing, but it wasn't a magical cure for everything. Damn. Somewhere along the way, I'd picked up common sense.
My mom beat me up," I informed my reflection. It looked back sympathetically.
Being charming is my hobby.
Under normal circumstances, you inviting me to the bedroom would be the highlight of my day.
Fiery and sweet, all at the same time. A flame in the dark, lighting my way.
Are we going to New Orleans?" "No", she said, backing out of the spot. "We're going to West Virginia." "I assume by 'West Virginia,' you actually mean 'Hawaii,'" I said. "Or some place equally exciting.