After the bitching I'd done to Abe about going to remote, crappy places, I should have been excited about the prospect of going to Sin City.

Well, I guess I can wait two weeks then." "for what?" "to ask her out

My commentary's hilarious, not witty.

Since...since when?" I finally managed to ask. "Since...forever." His tone implied the answer was obvious.

Wait until next time," he warned. "I'll do things that'll make you lose control within seconds.

Because it’s our duty to God to protect the rest of humanity from evil creatures of the night.

A strange, warm feeling swirled in my chest, and for a brief moment, when I looked at him, I saw...safety