Hey, a guy can hope. I mean, it’s not impossible that a car full of scantily clad sorority girls might break down outside and need my help.” “That’s true,” I said. “Maybe I can put a sign out front that says, ‘ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: FREE HELP HERE.’” “‘ATTENTION ALL HOT GIRLS,’” he corrected, straightening up. “Right,” I said, trying not to roll my eyes. “That’s an important distinction.” He pointed at me with the pool stick. “Speaking of hot, I like that uniform.” This time, I did roll my eyes.

Wise men don't need concrete answers. By definition, they need wisdom." ~ Geraki

I think we got in more trouble with Aunt Tasha,ʺ said Christian. ʺShe was kind of pissed off that we didnʹt tell her what was going on. I think she probably wanted to blow up the statues herself.

I want her to be happy. It's worth sacrificing myself.

There's a guy chasing me!" I called as I headed out the door.

Also, I didn’t trust any guy who used more styling products than I did.

Jesse: " Hey Rose, welcome back. Still breaking hearts?" Rose: " Are you volunteering?