Right. As opposed to your cradle-robbing mentor. I don't really see you making much progress with him.

Was it weird having a witch grandma? Scary? Was she always, like, threatening to cast spells if you were bad?" "Most of the time she just threatened to send me to my room." "That doesn't sound so scary to me." "That's because you haven't met her.

I supposed if you were going to make a career of breaking laws, you might as well know them.

If someone had asked who could stage the best intervention with a crazy woman who had formerly been an undead monster, Sydney Sage would have been my last guess.

As long as we’re together, that’s how we’ll be. No trembling. No faltering. We’re unstoppable.

They’re waiting for you. Go on in.” Adrian leaned close to Keith’s ear and spoke in an ominous voice. “If.You.Dare.” He poked Keith’s shoulder and gave a "Muhahaha” kind of monster laugh.

You two are a match made in heaven. Or somewhere.