I certainly hadn't expected to walk away from today's trip with joint custody of a miniature dragon.

Maybe you don't need beauty sleep, but some of us aren't so lucky.

Life, unfortunately, doesnʹt seem to care what we want. Act now while you can actually stop it from being a disaster.

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.

You will not! It's wrong." "What, kissing you, or kissing you in Pies and Stuff?

Sydney: "You can be Jet if you want, but we are not posing as a couple again" Adrian: "Are you sure? Because I've got a lot more terms of endearment to use. Honey pie. Sugarplum. Bread pudding." Sydney: "Why are they all high-calorie foods? And bread pudding isn't really that romantic." Adrian: "Do you want me to call you celery stick instead? It just doesn't inspire the same warm and fuzzy feelings." - The Indigo Spell

I don't suppose that she gave you the job based on looks alone?" Adrian had been staring off but now flashed me a big smile. "Why, Sage, you sweet talker." "That's not what I meant! What happened?" He shrugged. "I told the truth." "Adrian!" "I'm serious. She asked me what my greatest strength was. I said getting along with people." "That's not bad." I admitted. "Then she asked what my greatest weakness was. And I said, 'Where should I start?'" "Adrian!" "Stop saying my name like that. I told her the truth. By the time I was on the fourth one, she told me I could go.