A man can never compete with a woman's father

Since I’m presuming you don’t mean you finally bought him a leash, let me say simply that there is a big difference between allowing an animal to ravage you and allowing yourself to be ravaged. One is common. The other is art. It is planned. Crafted, even. Only capable of being done by a master.

And than suddenly he was there, charging down the hallway like death in a cowboy duster.

We're going on a, um, windmill tour later this week." If I'd wanted to shut them all up, I'd definitely succeeded. They all looked stunned. Adrian spoke first. "I'm going to assume that means he's flying you to Amsterdam on his private jet. If so, I'd like to come along. But not for the windmills.

Escape plan #5: Open an alpaca ranch in Texas, one that requires all blond-haired, brown-eyed, brainy girls to wear sexy cowgirl outfits.

In fact I was fairly certain there was no one in the entire world quite like Adrian Ivashkov.

I steeled myself for the next response. I knew it was going to be one of the Zen life lessons. [...] Instead he kissed me.