I like you being the sinner you are. -Adrian Ivashkov

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.

..Sage is convinced one extraneous calorie will make her go from super skinny to just regular skinny. Tragedy.

I was so tired of being told reasonable, practical things whenever something went wrong with my life.

This is politics. People in power never have to play by the same rules.

Did you hotwire this car?" I then rephrased my question. "Did you STEAL this car?

Look, don’t get me wrong. I worship the ground this guy walks on. I’m excited to meet him tonight. I’m dying to meet him tonight. If he wanted to carry me off and make me his love slave, I’d do it, so long as I got advance copies of his books.