It's no longer good enough for us to tell kids who are different that it's gonna get better. We have to make it better now.

The US is our trading partner, our neighbour, our ally and our friend... and sometimes we'd like to give them such a smack!

It's no longer good enough for us to tell kids who are different that it's gonna get better. We have to make it better now.

I'm fortunate that I'm employed. And if you're in show business, of course, every night you go to bed and go, oh my god, tomorrow I'll never, ever work again.

We demand that the government of Canada force Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris. "Why do this," you may ask? Because it'll be fun.

I like to think of myself as an equal opportunity offender.

And in Canada we, you know, it costs us three or $400 million to have an election. You know, it's always been my position that we shouldn't complain about that; that's the price of admission for a living in a great democracy.