We demand that the government of Canada force Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris. "Why do this," you may ask? Because it'll be fun.

The US is our trading partner, our neighbour, our ally and our friend... and sometimes we'd like to give them such a smack!

When we stand up and we sing O Canada, we pledge to stand on guard for thee. If that doesn't include our water, we might as well sit down and give up.

In Canada... we should be there for the nurses, cause they are always there for us.

America and Canada are the best friends. We've always been the best friends.

Canadians want to know that our trade with the United States will continue and that we won't get into any kind of trade war with the United States.

And in Canada we, you know, it costs us three or $400 million to have an election. You know, it's always been my position that we shouldn't complain about that; that's the price of admission for a living in a great democracy.