When I think about what makes Canada great, fresh water is right at the top of the list. We have over two million lakes in this country and more than enough people who are willing to mess with them. My Canada includes weird scientists who are devoted to keeping our water clean. When we stand up and we sing O Canada, we pledge to stand on guard for thee. If that doesn't include our water, we might as well sit down and give up.

In Canada... we should be there for the nurses, cause they are always there for us.

We demand that the government of Canada force Stockwell Day to change his first name to Doris. "Why do this," you may ask? Because it'll be fun.

It's a brave new world. I'm 42 years old. I certainly wasn't out in high school.

Canadians want to know that our trade with the United States will continue and that we won't get into any kind of trade war with the United States.

It's no longer good enough for us to tell kids who are different that it's gonna get better. We have to make it better now.

And in Canada we, you know, it costs us three or $400 million to have an election. You know, it's always been my position that we shouldn't complain about that; that's the price of admission for a living in a great democracy.