Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.
Rick RiordanI realized that anyone who dared to hurt me would suffer his full wrath, and Walt wasn’t going to hold him back.
Rick RiordanCarter pulled out several lengths of brown twine, a small ebony cat statue, and a thick roll of paper. No, not paper. Papyrus. I remember Dad explaining how the Egyptians made it from a river plant because they never invented paper. The stuff was so thick and rough, it made me wonder if the poor Egyptians had had to use toilet papyrus. If so, no wonder they walked sideways.
Rick Riordan