If I've got the powers of a god, then why am I so..." "Lame?" Sadie suggested. "Shut up," I said.

Now-what’s our game plan?” Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and another flower from the vase on the table. He would’ve eaten the silverware, except Piper had slapped his hand. “Climb the mountain,” Hedge said. “Kill everything except Piper’s dad. Leave.” “Thank you General Eisenhower,” Jason grumbles.

I've always liked the idea that writing is a form of travel. And I started my writing career as a mystery novelist for adults.

You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson

trantulus casually roasted a marshmallow and reached out for it but the marshmallow commited sucide and dived into the flames.

We tend to think of divorced or complicated families as a modern invention, and that is not at all true. You only have to read the Greek myths to see broken homes, widows, divorce, stepchildren, children trying to get along with new parents.

Everyone hates clowns," Otis said. "Even other clowns hate clowns.