Getting eaten by a giant crocodile was bad enough. The kid with the glowing sword only made my day worse.
Rick RiordanIf possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.
Rick RiordanIf my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.
Rick RiordanThen there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, Iโd fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, whoโd turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first time had been hard enough. But when the girl you like turns out to be ceramic and cracks to pieces before your eyesโwell, it gives โbreaking your heartโ a new meaning.
Rick Riordan